What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do many women like tall men?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are some funny stories of people calling 911 for non-emergencies?

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is marijuana bad for you?

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

The Pacers are in the NBA Finals. The Fever have Caitlin Clark. In Indy, basketball is booming - AP News

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Scientists make disturbing discovery in analysis of human bodily fluids: 'Further research is required' - Yahoo

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

The Man with the Golden Gun